Dream Jobs

Back in the days I would have gotten married at least ten years ago and I’d have about five kids by now. Nowadays, a person my age is supposed to know what to do with the rest of their lives. Well, hahha the joke is on me, but I have no clue. (Thank God I keep thinking that I’m older that actually am, it gives me more time!) Or actually. I can think of lots of professions I’d like, here’s the list.

 

• Secret agent. I even speak Russian “like a Russian”, that should count for something. (Otherwise I can be the “bad guy” in a bad Hollywood movie). I’m also as discreet as a clumsy duck; nobody would ever suspect I’m an agent – the perfect cover.
• Project manager. Everything is a project.
• Decision and risk analyst (political decisions, political risks… it’s all about politics)
• (Foreign) policy analyst – see above.
• ….or how about a specialist in political project management. (if you don’t get the point by now, you are dumb indeed)
• The President’s little helper (I could even wear a nice little red hat)
• Therapist
• “Inspirator”
• Translator (but only interesting texts – i.e. NO MANUALS EVER AGAIN)

 

 

 

And the conclusion is…? Well is there any conclusion? Not really. The only conclusion might be that if any potential employers read this, they’ll think I’m completely out of my mind.

 

But come on, tell me: what’s your dream job?