In the last couple of days I have realised how important you are to me. In fact, it would be very difficult for me to get by without you. I promise to pamper you really well if you just start functioning again. I’ll buy you a pair of beautiful, real running shoes so that you’ll never feel any discomfort again. I will brighten your day with some pretty and summery nail varnish – do you like yellow? And last but not least, I will treat you to a massage.
Just, please, come back. Life is no fun when you are out of order.