Today I and my friend Magdalena embarked on a really exciting journey. Our mission was simple: find a lemon. Little did we know this would turn out to be the most complicated thing we have set out to do in the past month or so: the one tiny yellow lemon was nowhere to be found. Oranges: yes. Grapefruit: also available. Ten different kinds of mandarins/tangerines/clementines: check check check. Not to mention the splendid variety of exotic fruits we had never even seen before. But no lemons.
Three hours later we did indeed find some lemons: instead of one we decided to get a whole bag of them, just in case that mysterious lemon eating monster would show up again.