Dear Friends: why do you not reply to my text messages? I sincerely hope that you haven’t choked on Icelandic volcano ashes and died.
Dear Random Woman in Stockholm: why on earth did you paint your eyebrows purple? Please keep in mind that that looks even worse than dark lipliner combined with light lipstick. And use a mirror next time.
Dear Random Translator: why do you translate texts into Swedish if you don’t know even the most basic grammar rules?
Dear Weatherman: why are temperatures still below 0 at night? FYI: it’s APRIL.
Dear Spanish Universities: why don’t any other universities offer degrees in International Relations than the ones in Madrid and Barcelona?
And now to the pics. #1: guess where I am right now:
#2: a horrible pic of my outfit, just so that you, dear Readers, will live a bit longer (because of the good laugh you will get, of course). And yes, bending down in that skirt is quite impossible.