Daj mi..

One of the greatest event in spring is to find the perfect bikini. It is quite amazing how much time and effort women go through to find two pieces of fabric that really don't cover that much. The requirements for the perfect bikini are endless: the colour has to be right, it has to fit both up and down, make you look gorgeous, emphasise your good bits and conceal the less better ones. It should preferably not fall off in the water, and it is a great plus if you can play something while wearing it.

Anyway, this post is for my family and friends who wish to buy me an early birthday present... err...

I humbly ask you to get me this. Referring to the bikini of course, although the hat is nice.